Sleezy Pottybrains….

Posted on January 30, 2007 by jamie

According to Captain Underpants, this is my new name

The following is excerpted from a children’s book, CaptainUnderpants And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names…

So; you too can have a new name. This is how it goes:

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:

a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush’s new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.

Children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day.

Put more laughter in your day

having fun at the arthur laing

Posted on January 28, 2007 by jamie

last night boo and ty and i went for a walk and played around the bridge. it was fun. no one was hurt in the making of these photos.

ants…

Posted on January 22, 2007 by jamie

… “this entire thing we’re involved with called the world is an opportunity to exhibit how exciting alienation can be.”

- from “Waking Life“

keep moving

Posted on January 20, 2007 by jamie

sometimes the pain inside- internal, emotional pain- is so deep it is debilitating. and that makes it all the more excruciating. maybe the only thing to do when one is in such pain is keep moving. but there is always that fine line between the “getting-things-done-one-foot-in-front-of-the-other” style of coping and pure denial. denial is worse than sitting still because it causes pain to grow larger at such an exponential rate that when you do finally stop….

this must stop.

hoo-ray for 2007

Posted on January 5, 2007 by jamie

not that i want to hurt 2006′s feelings, but… the way this year is starting… it seems so much better.

i’ve decided to take the semester off, and i really feel that this is the best decision. time is needed right now to take care of business. business that doesn’t get taken care of when there is reading or writing or studying or… etc to do. i have felt led to take a semester off for a while and now feel that this is an inspired decision. w00t.

work is going really well also. hm. interesting. hooooray for making money and paying off debts.

sometimes i wonder if the thoughts in my head are too dark for reality. when i really stop thinking for one second and either talk to someone or write my feelings down on this silly blog things sound so much better than they do in my head…. HA! heh heh.

tomorrow i meet with Darlene to solidify the communications for Street Art Works. my soul cries for this project. i feel in my soul that my calling is to work on this full time. in God’s time… i know that i will be able to volunteer my time for good causes like this and not have to work for the bank.

ha ha.

and life goes on…..